Also, Miley Cyrus has some pretty jagged underteeth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXJMmAZAtXQ

apparently, miley cyrus is threatened by the disney new comers selena gomez and demi something-or-other so she and her BFF4L mandy made an asinine little video which is basically the digital version of miley marking her territory like a crazed feral lioness who's place at the top of the pride has recently been threatened by the recent leaking of "saucy-pics" and a general deficit of talent.

also, miley's best friend mandy jiroux is a fucking obnoxious stack of monkey shit.
just look at the insolent, sanity-be-damned grin. don't you just want to kick her in the teeth and make her beg for her life? and just to be serious for a minute, what the fuck is a 25 year old doing hanging out exclusively with a 15 year old. that, my friend, is a genuine indication that you're a bonafide fucking loser and should probably walk your dumb ass into oncoming traffic ASAP. please. do it at night and wear a black cat suit.

also, how much of a crap job is it to backup dance for miley cyrus? all that happens is the bitch comes running out on stage, throws her hands up in the air, flips her hair, salutes satan and thanks him for her underserved success, waves to the crowd, pouts her lips, chews the face off a kitten and then returns for the encore. basically mandy's job is to drop as much acid as is humanly possible and to fuck around on stage like a sex starved bishop in a kindergarten. i'm guessing that her contractual responsibilities also include shameless, cloying remarks to boost miley's ever-flatlining self esteem and to make damn sure that she cuts herself only in places that won't be seen in photoshoots. Presumably, after dance practice, mandy goes home where she sits watching lifetime, alone, with her cup o' noodles and her shame and miley goes home to her vicodin and stares at the ceiling wondering when this thing called "life" will all be over.

also, apparently miley is SUPER INTO GOD AND JESUS AND THE PURITY THING except when its time for "saucy pics" at which point God applies an open palm to his own forehead, closes his eyes and wonders why he bothers with mankind.

also, i'm pretty sure miley told us all that her best friend was "leslie" which makes miley not only a soulless human piggybank but also a liar.


ps the best part of miley's snark-a-thon vid is her showing off her new "emo-mazing" tshirt, behavior which translates into "lookatmytitslookatmytitslookatmytits," which all in all, is not a terribly unusual thing for miley to do.