disney has this particular way of sucking up youngsters, making them into superstars, all the while crippling them in the morals department. i can't even count on two hands the number of innocents-turned-skankflies that disney churned out. so it should come as no surprise that hilary duff has finally shimmied out of her virtues and has begun to embrace her life as a human rickshaw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeMLvB2qftE
i mean...what the fuck was she thinking? "oh hmmm. well britney and christina and lindsay all put aside their virtues to pursue a life of backseat hookups, white trash rendevous and plan b tablets, i have to bring something new and shocking to the table. i know! BESTIALITY! but not with your typical woman-horse pairing. no, i'll do it with ARTHROPODS! the more legs the better. top that, lohan*"
*which lindsay eventually did, as she is now involved with samantha "black lagoon" ronson.
All the while, John Cusack looks on in mock-shock which is actually a clever disguise for his burgeoning awareness that his career, is in fact, in the shitter. Also, duff's character's name is "yonica babyyeah" which I don't think I even really need to address. I can't wait to see this movie, it looks like a veritible string of good choices.
In completely unrelated news, Heidi Montag continues to insist that she has good reason not to commit bloody suicide while the rest of the world and logic continue to disagree. oh, the battle continues. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make a bitch drink, even if the world would be better off.
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