The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us: Arma-Fucking-Geddon
http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-25-even-mini-me-has-a-sex-tape
I'm not saying that Verne Troyer (aka Demonica vulgaris) isn't deserving of a proper sexual relationship but I feel that, in reaction to this video, the cosmic universe at large just retched a bit in the back of its throat.
Also, I believe it is time for Verne to break out of the short side-kick roles that have dominated his career so I have decided to write a screenplay for a blockbuster popcorn gobbler of a film that will star Troyer. The Littlest Incubus will be about a tiny supernatural demon spawn so bizarre and physically deviant that he is unable to seduce women and therefore carry out his evil demon mission of collecting souls via sexual intercourse. I'm not sure really about plot details, progression, etc, but that's a hell of a hook. Tara Reid can also star playing a slutty bad girl who encounters Troyer and then gives up her life of sin after meeting the one penis she wouldn't suck. I'll weave in a back story involving a jerk step-father and a blowtorch to explain her stomach issue and errant nymphomania.
PS -
Just a thought: maybe the rule should be, if you are a third the size of a natural human being, than maybe your life span should be equally short.
PPS -
Seriously? That fishy tadpole of a human being gets ass? i feel he should probably get his balls clipped off for biologically defrauding nature.
I'm not saying that Verne Troyer (aka Demonica vulgaris) isn't deserving of a proper sexual relationship but I feel that, in reaction to this video, the cosmic universe at large just retched a bit in the back of its throat.
Also, I believe it is time for Verne to break out of the short side-kick roles that have dominated his career so I have decided to write a screenplay for a blockbuster popcorn gobbler of a film that will star Troyer. The Littlest Incubus will be about a tiny supernatural demon spawn so bizarre and physically deviant that he is unable to seduce women and therefore carry out his evil demon mission of collecting souls via sexual intercourse. I'm not sure really about plot details, progression, etc, but that's a hell of a hook. Tara Reid can also star playing a slutty bad girl who encounters Troyer and then gives up her life of sin after meeting the one penis she wouldn't suck. I'll weave in a back story involving a jerk step-father and a blowtorch to explain her stomach issue and errant nymphomania.
PS -
Just a thought: maybe the rule should be, if you are a third the size of a natural human being, than maybe your life span should be equally short.
PPS -
Seriously? That fishy tadpole of a human being gets ass? i feel he should probably get his balls clipped off for biologically defrauding nature.
1 comment:
Did I mention you are brilliant??
"Tara Reid can also star playing a slutty bad girl who encounters Troyer and then gives up her life of sin after meeting the one penis she wouldn't suck."
Seriously.
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