"In my family we think laughing is good," actress Andrea Fay Friedman quipped. "My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes."
Poor Sarah Palin. That's like pissing and moaning about how unfair it is that people refer to you and your one-leggedness as "disabled" rather than "differently-abled," and then a NO legged pirate comes out of the woodwork and says, "Lighten up, pussy. Or did you need some assistance wiping your specially-abled vagina?"
The only, ONLY plausible Palin-response would be something to the affect of "Dear Madam Professional Jokester Retard: Unlike your completely garden variety retardation, my child is especially special because he/she/whatevs, lack the sense of humor part of its brain and therefore CANNOT LAUGH AT ITSELF. YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKING RETARD, how DARE YOU," over which the nation at large should share a hearty belly laugh. I mean, the brainy retard in question referred to Palin's little tard as a "loaf of french bread." Bitch, you were schooled by the special ed department, just now.
The retarded apple clearly doesn't fall far from the retarded mother and retarded father trees. Especially when the FAMILY tree is nothing more than a giant fucking tumbleweed. Circular, baby! We keep it in the family. Deese genes is OUR genes! Keep yo grubby paws offa our genes. We only share dem with FAMILY.
